大蚂蚱 -the Big Grasshopper

Created by Darwin 11 years ago
Grandma calls me da ma zha (大蚂蚱-big grasshopper...or more accurately a locust!). I still don't know why. She likes to tell stories about how when I was about 5 years old, I chased people around with my stinky cloth diapers when I was upset.